Daily life with Complex Regional Painsyndrome CRPS











{May 5, 2011}   U Spreekt met mijn voicemail…

Wat doe je zoal de hele dag?, vraagt men. Verveel je je niet? Neem een hond!

 De soep roept: ‘’Kook en pureer mij!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Het huis roept: ‘’Maak mij schoon!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 De verhuisdozen roepen: “ruim mij op!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mijn boek roept: “Schrijf mij!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Mijn aandoening roept: “Au!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         De Apotheek roept: “Haal je medicatie op!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mijn nagels roepen: “Nagellak!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     De dokters roepen: “Loop rondje, ga joggen, bewegen, joggen!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         De tv roept: “Uitzending gemist!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Digitenne roept: “Interactieve tv!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    De lek in de badkamer roept: “Loodgieter!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  De magnetron roept: “Ping!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          De geliefden roepen: “Aandacht!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mijn laptop roept: “ Skype, email, Twitter!’                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               De shampoo fles roept: “Leeg!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Het UWV roept: “formulieren invullen!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Grenzen roepen: “Zetten… en ook vasthouden!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Vegetarisch zijn roept: “B12 vitamine pillen”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mijn columns roepen niets, want die zijn nog niet geschreven.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nespresso roept: “Je koffie cups recyclen!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        De fysio roept: “Hometrainer!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mijn huis roept: “Er is geen plek voor een hometrainer!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ik roep: “Ik meld mij ziek vandaag!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mijn buik roept: “Eten!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Marktplaats roept: “Verkoop dit boek!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              De administratie roept: “Betaal ons, stop ons in de mapjes en ook in ordners!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      De aanpassing roept: “Vergoedt mij en maak je leven makkelijker!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                De  verzekering roept: “Verzamel handtekeningen!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              De specialisten roepen: “Vijf maanden wachttijd maar!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  De uitleenservice roept: “We komen uw trippelstoel, bed tafeltje  nu ophalen!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mijn bezoekuren roepen: “Leuk!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Het vermaak werk roept: “Mama!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 De jarigen roepen: ”Cadeautje!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     De zakelijke mailtjes roepen: “We willen offertes en begrotingen zien!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mijn handen roepen: “Regel spraaksystemen!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mijn energie roept: “Ik wil niet meer!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mijn morfine roept: “Op!”                                                                                                                                                                              

Het lijkt mij zo fijn om een baan te hebben, zodat ik  mij eens een weekje ziek zou kunnen melden.

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Riet Muizelaar says:

Zet maar een berichtje op je voicemail dat het nu tijd wordt dat alles op houdt met roepen en dat het nu tijd is om te LUISTEREN en daarna ermee aan de slag te gaan.



gabstar25 says:

Dat is een geweldige zin van je Riet! Inderdaad! Luisteren ipv roepen :0)



Ruben says:

🙂 je hebt het veel drukker dan ik!



gabstar25 says:

Hahaha, nee joh, Wel met jouw huiswerk erbij 😉



Jan Muizelaar says:

Zullen we dan 15 mei maar uitstellen? Dan heb je wat meer tijd voor die lange lijst. 😉



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